I found this picture of a cat reading a Bible. It was just begging for a caption.

I got the idea to Google “cats in the Bible.” The first page that came up was apparently a Christian site. It was a written response to the question: “Are cats for true Christians? Is it appropriate for a Christian to own a cat, in light of their past pagan religious affiliation and the medical information that is now coming to light?”

Now I don’t know about you, but, uh, I thought this was kind of a stupid question. I mean, didn’t God create cats?

Well, when you ask a ridiculous question, you’ll get a ridiculous answer. Check this out:

Additionally, cats practice many unclean habits not befitting a Christian household: coughing up fur balls, licking inappropriate body areas on their own bodies (inappropriate handling) and even, in some cases, on the bodies of their human owners (wrongful motive?), urination on the floor, vocal and blatant promiscuity (unknown to any other species, all others being endowed with Godly chastity and decorum) and widespread sexual misconduct without the benefit or sanctity of holy matrimony, even orgiastic practices, substance abuse of catnip (an intoxicating herb) which produces conditions akin to drunkenness, stealing food from the table, producing ungodly sounds, excessive playfulness and the employment of devices not known to have been used by Jesus, the conducting of its unholy business under the cover of the darkness of night, and so on. What sort of example does this give our young ones endeavoring to faithfully serve Jehovah? The Bible clearly shows that ‘neither fornicators .. nor thieves .. nor drunkards .. nor revilers .. will inherit the Kingdom.’ (1 Cor. 6:9-11)

I’m really… really… trying to hold it back…..

BWAHAHAAA!!!

Excessive playfulness?? Substance abuse of catnip?? LOL!!!

So now I ask you, dear readers… What is this cat thinking now? Submit your caption here or upload your Photoshopped photo here.